Canadians have a somewhat superstitious aversion to microwaving water to boil it. Nearly all Canadians have electric kettles for boiling water, and will heat up soup on the stove instead of the microwave.
I was going to say something about how it is probably more efficient to boil water in an electric kettle, but the real reason is that boiling water in the mircrowave just seems… uncivilized.
Microwaves are for thawing, reheating, and melting.
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
We are never
getting back together
Now I’m imagining Daniel Handler re-enacting the entirety of the music video with accordion accompaniment. Very faithfully re-enacting…